I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
