So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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