Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
tell me about the eggs
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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