I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
handjob tips. give me some.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize