Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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