Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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