These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
