I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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