If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
zippers are such a cool invention
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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