what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
