Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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