is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
