it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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