Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He did a backflip because drugs
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