So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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