on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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