hotel room ftw
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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