There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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