I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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