i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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