If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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