i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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