i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
