I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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