Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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