so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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