Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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