Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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