You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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