I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
