I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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