Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
