: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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