I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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