You're my little dorito
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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