she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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