is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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