How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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