shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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