i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I believe in your delicious
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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