there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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