Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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