You made me cry and you don't even care
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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