PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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