so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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