I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well I just put wine in my tea
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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