I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just forgot I was standing up.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
