I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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