Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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