Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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