Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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