Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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