This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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