i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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