Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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